apricockjam:

I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day

(Source: cyber-leaf)

31 minutes ago // 229,007 notes

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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33 minutes ago // 377,625 notes

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

33 minutes ago // 435,447 notes

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

33 minutes ago // 114,305 notes

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee)

36 minutes ago // 586,226 notes

guy:

WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM

(Source: guy)

38 minutes ago // 97,191 notes

laurazocca:

I like drinking tea alone, and reading alone.

I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.

It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.

I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.

But when I see a mother with her child;

A girl with her lover;

Or a friend laughing with their best friend;

I realize that even though I like being alone

I don’t fancy being lonely.

after 3+ years on tumblr this is still the most relevant accurate thing i’ve ever seen

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39 minutes ago // 1,482,937 notes

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

40 minutes ago // 408,661 notes

katara:

everything always happens so much

1 hour ago // 127,258 notes

ocheano:

don’t you ever feel there’s a lot of teenagers out there having the time of their lives they are rich and famous and then there it’s you

1 hour ago // 2,407 notes